Beth and I are on to a conspiracy theory that would put St. Francis Medical Center out of business. We think that the nurses in the delivery unit during Aiden's first initial check up super glued his umbilical cord on to him. Today is Aiden's four week birthday and his umbilical cord has not fallen off yet. Even our pediatrician said that this is an extremely long time for the cord to stay connected. He is the only four week year old in his class to still have his umbilical cord connected. Ok, well, he is not in class yet, but I would assume that most four week year olds don't have this beautiful clamped pipe sticking out of them.
Maybe a little Goo Gone will release the grasp that the super glue has.
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